The best part of waking up

A 5 year old boy staying with his grandmother wanted to show his love for her. He decided to bring her morning coffee. Although it was lukewarm and had coffee grounds floating on top, she sipped it appreciating his gesture. Then she noticed 3 small green army men in the bottom of the cup. When she asked why they were there the boy replied, "but grandma don't you know the best part of waking up is "soldiers" in your cup?"
 

ANOTHER WAY TO PRAY

An old gentleman was strolling through the park one beautiful day when he came upon child sitting on a bench, busily saying his ABC's. The old man waited until the child was through, then said, "I see you're practicing your alphabet."

"No," replied the child. "I was praying. You see, I don't know how to pray very well so I just give God the letters and he puts them into the right words!"