Humor for
Easter
Nothing
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Mother's Day Humor
Mom,
the good shepherd
My mom is my shepherd; I shall not want. She
makes me lie down under cool, downy comforts. She watches me
play beside still waters. She restores my soul.
She leads me in paths of respect,
responsibility, and goodness, for I am her namesake!
Yea, even though I walk past monsters in the
dark, I will not be ascared, because my mom is always near me.
Her hands and her voice, they comfort me.
Mama sets the table and cheerfully calls me
to dinner even in front of big, mean bullies.
She anoints my skinned knees and broken
heart with kisses. She smiles and throws me a towel when my
cup runneth over. Surely God's peace, power, and mercy shall
uphold me all the days of my life, for my Mother taught me to
dwell in the house of God forever.
Source:
Christian Education 101: A Child Learns to
Trust by Laurie Hays Coffman
Humorous Mother's Day Video:
Hormones
I saw a friend of mine, a widowed mother of
three teenage daughters, and her mother, a challenging 83 year
old. Her mother had gone on into a store, and I could see that
my friend was really stressed. I thought I should give her a
chance to vent if she needed too. I said, "Shirley, you look a
bit harried." She said, "I would be just fine if it wasn't for
having to deal with the girl's young hormones, Mom's old ones,
and my lack of them!"
Humorous
(but o-so-true) one-liners:
"A Mother's love will go with her sons
whether he goes to the governor's chair or the electric
chair."
She, who rocks the cradle, rules the world.
--Anonymous
God could not be everywhere and therefore he
made mothers.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only
four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she
never did care for pie.
There is only one pretty child in the world,
and every mother has it.
Sometimes the poorest woman leaves her children
the richest inheritance
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but
mean your mother.
