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two sons Sam (7) and Sean (3) were trying to memorize Psalms
104 and recite it to me. Sam said "Be thankful unto him and
bless his name, Psalms 100 verse 4." It was now Sean's turn.
He said "Be thankful unto him and bless his name, Seans 100
What did Noah name his daughter
? Joan of Arc.
submitted by Max Bygrave
Where is Tennis mentioned in the Bible?
Psalm 66:11: "Thou broughtest us into the net" (KJV)
submitted by c.b. stewartson, 3/09
Ten Commandments Tennessee Style:
Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Sports mentioned in the bible
Tennis: because moses served in pharaohs court
Basket ball: because paul denied jesus three
times while in the court
LOT 'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked
back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason
interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving,"
he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of
Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained
how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in
pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded
the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over
the altar. He had them do this four times "Now, said the teacher,
"can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah
pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I
know! I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"
What is the most popular vegetable in the Bible?
Lettuce……Let us give thanks, Let us praise the
Lord, Let us humble ourselves...
A pastor decides to visit some of his flock on a
Saturday afternoon. He knocks at a door. Her thinks he hears
someone inside but no one comes to the door. The pastor takes
out a business card and writes on it Rev 3:20 which says, "I
stand at the door and knock if you but open the door I will come
in and eat with you and you with me."
On Sunday his card appears in the collection
plate on it is written Gen 3:10 that says, " I heard your voice
from the garden but I was afraid I was naked and I hid myself."
Leroy Schwab, Pacific Grove
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda--because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen
Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond