What should a good sermon be about? About God...and about 10 minutes. . . . . . . . . . . . . How many church members does it take to change a light bulb? Who said anything about change?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What was the first thing Noah said when he got off the ark? Should have killed them mosquitoes when I had the chance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Burglar: "One move and you're dead. I'm looking for your money". Vicar: "Hang on, let me get a light and I'll help you".