Bible Trivia Humor

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My two sons Sam (7) and Sean (3) were trying to memorize Psalms 104 and recite it to me.  Sam said "Be thankful unto him and bless his name, Psalms 100 verse 4."  It was now Sean's turn.  He said "Be thankful unto him and bless his name, Seans 100 verse 4."    Romona Brijmohan

Bible Trivia:

What did Noah name his daughter ?             Joan of Arc.

  submitted by Max Bygrave

Where is Tennis mentioned in the Bible?
Psalm 66:11: "Thou broughtest us into the net" (KJV)

submitted by c.b. stewartson, 3/09

The Ten Commandments Tennessee Style:

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin' 
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff



Sports mentioned in the bible

Tennis: because moses served in pharaohs court

Basket ball: because paul denied jesus three times while in the court



The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"


The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.  And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times "Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"  
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"


What is the most popular vegetable in the Bible?

Lettuce……Let us give thanks, Let us praise the Lord, Let us humble ourselves...



Biblical Codes

A pastor decides to visit some of his flock on a Saturday afternoon. He knocks at a door. Her thinks he hears someone inside but no one comes to the door. The pastor takes out a business card and writes on it Rev 3:20 which says, "I stand at the door and knock if you but open the door I will come in and eat with you and you with me."
On Sunday his card appears in the collection plate on it is written Gen 3:10 that says, " I heard your voice from the garden but I was afraid I was naked and I hid myself."
Leroy Schwab, Pacific Grove


More Bible Trivia

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda--because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Where in the bible do we find the Lord doing house cleaning?
"Jesus swept"

How do you know that Jesus is Irish?

From his last name --- Jesus O' Nazareth.

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?  Flood lights.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?  A Christ-ler.

Where did Bathsheba get her name? King David saw her when she was taking a bath.

When the ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat the occupants were more than ready to leave. Noah made one last sweep and found a despondent snake in the hold.--"Why are you sad and why haven't you left?" asked Noah.--"Because I'm so inadequate" replied the snake.--"Inadequate?" queried Noah.--"Yes" continued the snake, "The Lord commanded that we go forth and MULTIPLY and I'm an ADDER." (by David Palmer)

Did you know baseball is mentioned in the Bible?  Genesis  "In the big inning"


A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory
Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.
If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

What US state is mentioned in the bible?
Answer:  Arkansaw.  "Noah looked out of the ark and saw..."

Old Baseball Bible Song (my grandmother taught me):

Eve stole first, Adam stole second,
St. Peter umpired (empired) the game,
Rebecca went to the well with the pitcher,
Ruth in the field won fame.

Goliath was struck out by David,
And a base hit made on Abel by Cain,
The prodigal son made one home run,
Brother Noah gave out checks for the rain.

Indiana Jane

How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?  None.  Moses didn't go on the ark, Naoh did.